Bad politics makes good jokes for bad politicians (and their cronies) are good jokers.
The defunct Soviet Union and the communist bloc used to produce a great amount of high quality political jokes. Since Malaysia is as capable as any one-party state in the world, let us not waste these great opportunities to create and entertain ourselves with some world-class political jokes! Malaysia boleh, right?
This is one Lingam joke I have got via sms – I am sure that there are even better ones out there. Please send it in – we need a break, we’ve got to have some Lingam jokes!
***Lingam Joke 1
Somebody farted during the inquiry.
Inquiry officer asked Tengku Adnan first: Did you fart?
Adnan replied: You must be drunk or mad.
the officer then asked Dr Mahathir: Did you fart?
Mahathir answered: I don’t remember. Anyway it’s my prerogative to fart and I don’t have to answer to any body.
He then asked Eusoff Chin: Did you fart?
Eusoff Chin answered: If anyone wants to fart, what can I do?
The officer then turned to Lingam: Did you fart?
Lingam replied: Sounds like mine, smells like mine …..